I'm Basically Captain Picard with Tits - Star Trek - Motel Style Keychain

I mean... close enough, right? Dark red keychain reads: I'M BASICALLY CAPTAIN PICARD WITH TITS in white lettering. The keychains are hand-stamped, each one is a little different. Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags. Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring. Materials: plastic and metal Words on front only